Members Of Parliament

Members of Parliament are tweeting about my daddy 

They are trying to catch my daddy and take him away from me but they are silly 

What's worse than an MP? A copper I bet the cops give the MPs a 1UP

If members if Parliament put this much effort in to helping the poor there wouldn't be any homeless people

My daddy is just one man they are going to waste a whole lot of precious money tracking him while there are millions of people waiting for hospital beds and waiting in the back if ambulances because they can't get seen in A&E and members of Parliament AKA the government did this whilst they line their pockets by getting paid an extortionate amount of money and free duty free ciggys and booze at their exclusive shop